Kaya – in the van, on the way home from sushi dinner and gluten-free shopping at Hy-Vee. Miley Cyrus on the radio, singing the current constant-on-the-radio song “The Climb.”

The words are all about “always gonna be another mountain/always gonna wanna make it move/gonna be an uphill battle/sometimes I’m gonna have to lose” or something like that. “Doesn’t matter what’s on the other side/it’s the cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimb/it’s the cliiiiiiiiiiiiimb”

Kaya: I don’t get it. What is she talking about? Climbing mountains, uphill battles … all she has to do is put on a wig and sing to a bunch of little 6-year-olds! What’s so hard about that?