Just now:

Kaya: What movie are you watching?

Joshua: National Treasure.

 ** silence **

Joshua: What? It’s good!

 

The other night at dinner:

Me: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween? [we're now into the fourth or fifth round of ideas]

Kaya: Lady Gaga! [was previously planning Robert Pattinson] I can wear a blond wig with bangs cut like they show you in People magazine, and big sunglasses and long fake nails.

Me: Cool! We need to find you a shiny silver dress or skirt or something. What about you Buster? What do you want to be?

Joshua: The devil of death!

** Kaya and I exchange confused glances **

Me: Um, how do you dress up like the devil of death?

Joshua: You wear a hat.